
It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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being young and naive, we sat right on the front row. we thought we did well getting these seats, for we knew no better.
we came in for a bit of light ribbing, especially my then boyfriend oswald for having a stupid posh name and being in the army, but nothing too bad. i was v flattered when the skinny dude who did impressions asked me to meet him in the bar for a drink afterwards (i recognised him on tv a few years later - it was alistair macgowan) and all in all was having a great night.
then disaster struck. there was a sweaty fat man on the stage talking about catholicism. he pointed down at me and said, "this one in the purple shirt can come up and share my moral high ground any time she likes. she's gorgeous."
quick as a flash, my beloved boyfriend cupped his hands around his mouth and bellowed at the top of his voice, "HE'S LYING!!!"
cunt. people were laughing at me (and agreeing with oswald) for what felt like about an hour :(
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:15, 38 replies)

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( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:24, closed)

it's not really my fault that you've used this venue to admit that you were in an abusive relationship ... it's not exactly a deep vein of comedy
I'm sure it was pretty grim but you appear to have more or less recovered ... I can pretend to be sympathetic or happy for you or summat?
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( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, closed)

I nearly pole vaulted off my horse in spitting rage
( , Mon 23 Jun 2014, 11:52, closed)

It's probably me though. I'm always Upset Online even when I'm no online. Which is never.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, closed)

it was like 2 pink smarties on an ironing board
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( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:27, closed)

i stuck with the loser who dumped me days after our finals.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:01, closed)

but some young women are fucking idiots
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:03, closed)

in hindsight it was a waste of 3 years' shagging, to stick with the one dude. sigh.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, closed)

Might have eased your conscience a bit.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:33, closed)

to publicly humiliate Oswald, by dramatically dumping him in front of everyone? That'd have been genuinely hilarious.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:56, closed)

Must have been mercilessly mocked for his first 20 years, and his way of dealing with it was to deflect onto the people close to him. What a cunt.
Never has anyone deserved a Honda Accord more than Os-"Bullied Till He Broke"-Wald.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, closed)

names changed to protect the horrific.
but it wasn't much better.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, closed)
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