Student digs
One half of my parents actually fits this week's question particularly well, as my father is currently on the West Yorkshire Police Air Operations Unit, and if you're unfortunate enough to live in some of the shittier parts of the county, you've probably been disturbed at some point by his MD902 Explorer flying overhead on a chav hunt. On an unrelated note, he's built up a decent portfolio of student flats to help fund a comfortable retirement - not the greatest properties in the world, but in no way approaching health hazard status either. Unfortunately for him, when the Wakefield Express was doing a "special" feature on scumbag landlords and rip-off student housing, they somehow found out about his job and thought he'd make juicier reading than the real arseholes out there. Even though he wasn't charging particularly high rents, to avoid a media circus he met with the lead journalist, put his case across and mentioned that he was even going to slightly reduce them next year. Next Friday's paper had a page 4 story with the headline "Heli cop to pare rents".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:04, 16 replies)

I feel ill

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:06, closed)

dude
*click*
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:42, closed)

Where's the frying pan?
Didn't see that at all. Arse. *click*
( Scrumper, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:51, closed)

me neither
*click*
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 20:18, closed)

SPANG!!

( weaver., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:54, closed)

that was
a very well executed pun, my hat goes off to you
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:11, closed)

Oh! Well punned...
(Polite applause)
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:21, closed)

Nice
Clicketh!
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:33, closed)

excellent punage!
have a clock. or indeed a click if you'd prefer?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 16:26, closed)

Please describe clock
Does it have big tits?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 16:30, closed)

bravo
*click*
(lochii, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 1:51, closed)

Have a
nod of the hea from me. That be some excellent punnage.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 11:33, closed)

*click*
Good pun...I only groaned a little bit :)
( snee held his breath since, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 13:54, closed)

reluctantly


removes hat and nods...
(The Cats Twat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:41, closed)

oh well done sir
failed to see that coming - have a click. :)
( sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:31, closed)

Gets my vote..
Front page if there's any love left for the pun!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:36, closed)