I never get a "free ride"
I get called a pederast ALL THE TIME and it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:42, 50 replies)

I think it's because you can take a joke.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:45, closed)

can take a joke fuck children
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:48, closed)

Hey!!! Don't make me threaten you with IRL action.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:56, closed)

i think those people that get SERIOUSLY upset about being called names
probably have something to hide.

EDIT Also EVERYTHING EVERYONE says about me is TRUE!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:48, closed)

you certainly are a powerful irritant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:54, closed)

Thanks Sock Puppet User

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:01, closed)

I agree, the only thing I admire about you is your blatant, in your face noncing. You don't even try to hide it, and much as it's wrong, I respect that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:55, closed)

\begin{SRS_INTERNET}
It's more likely that homosexuality has long been erroneously associated with pedophilia, and is still implicitly associated by the red top press and conservative bigots, so any lazy reference in that regard is genuinely offensive to anybody who's gay and over thirty. Claiming it is evidence of Online Upset is a little like calling somebody a dirty paki and then sneering when they can't take the "joke".
\end{SRS_INTERNET}

lolnignogs
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:00, closed)

anyone who gets offended by posts on the 'comedy' website b3ta should hang themselves, especially pakis who can't take a joke

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:03, closed)

Hello The LOVELY Sammi.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:36, closed)

Or just get sick and tired of being gay and gay equating to being a pederast.
- edit yes Dr. S - ended
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:03, closed)

it's as if people like to 'troll the troll' because they know it causes lol upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:06, closed)

You are a big man but you are out of shape.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:09, closed)

Or just get sick and tired of being a big man and a big man equating to being out of shape
bloo bloo
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:11, closed)

Nice edge for 4. Tea break.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:17, closed)

Tea? Don't be a bender, I'm off for a pint.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:18, closed)

Ghastly pint drinkers, bet it's some sort of horid real ale.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:23, closed)

You are gay?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:13, closed)

HE ISN'T A NONCE HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:15, closed)

:-(

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:24, closed)

Mortal Wombat used to post that smiley

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:20, closed)

what about this one :-)

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:23, closed)

Yeah that too I expect, I don't really know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:25, closed)

That's odd, you got really angry when people called you a nonce for looking at nonce porn.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7050409
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:03, closed)

I might get upset about you inferring I am mortal wombat

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:13, closed)

I can't honestly imagine how I'd thought a dodgy internet paedophile who spends all his 'holiday' on /talk might possibly be Mortal Wombat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:16, closed)

yeah i wish i could help you out here.
I think i maybe made 15 posts here when I was in Rhodes, which reminds me would you all like to see my holiday snaps? I am getting a little upset now.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:23, closed)

wombat loved the Greek islands
I think it was the ancient history of sex with adolescent boys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:35, closed)

OH ALRIGHT I AM MORTAL WOMBAT
I really am not though.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:15, closed)

Sounds like something womby wudda said

( Glovington, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 8:51, closed)

mortal wombat didn't know the difference between imply and infer either

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:18, closed)

oh you shudderingly boring spastic.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:22, closed)

He used to call people things like that when they pointed out they knew he was a bullshitter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:22, closed)

hahahaha i am actually genuinely laughing now
everything i say is going to be something that Mortal wombat would have done isn't it.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:24, closed)

That's just what he would have said.
(I thought it would be rude not to join in)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:49, closed)

Now...what else would he have done?
Would he have asked what else he would have done?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:46, closed)

Underagers.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:12, closed)

Touché

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:26, closed)

They probably were.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:12, closed)

probably
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 1:10, closed)

Autist Badger to the rescue in case anybody has forgotten about something from several years ago on a website that nobody cares about.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:15, closed)

i preferred "onerous fadger"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:28, closed)

ponderous todger

( rofl harris, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:46, closed)

alright, albert

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:34, closed)

which one are you again?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:45, closed)

dull sock puppet number 47

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:17, closed)

^Still upset about Alberts bank statement.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:41, closed)

Would that be the same Albert who claimed to be taking a three week trip to rain-sodden Miami but is still logging in to b3ta from a UK IP?
Yerr ... we're all terribly upset about his glorious wealth.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:14, closed)

^Stalking Alby

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 11:39, closed)

yup
It'll be nice to see what excuses he comes up with if he ever comes back
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:55, closed)