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Epic tales of the thumb, the open road and getting robbed by hairy-arsed truck drivers. Alternatively, travelling for free like a dreadful fare-jumping cheat. Confess.

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(, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 13:34)
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and the sheriff said "whatever you do, don't look back" so I looked back and the killer was banging my boyfriend's severed head on the roof of the van!

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:44, 28 replies)

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(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 16:52, closed)
Who do you think was banging your boyfriend's head on the van roof?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:27, closed)
you look slimmer wearing the skins of your victims ... it's a good look for you

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:31, closed)
Just wish I could afford new sewing needles and some decent cat gut. Plus, the smell.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:39, closed)
Really? That's awful.
I didn't know you were gay.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 17:54, closed)
your username gives me horrific earworm :(

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:06, closed)
See your local pharmacy.
They can work wonders these days.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:28, closed)
Did you think I was fucking you as an act of charity?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:17, closed)
Well, actually, I thought it was the other way round.
There's no money involved, is there?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:27, closed)
Not unless you want to poke a string of 5 yen coins up my bum again.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 18:29, closed)
Not if you're going to make that weird howling noise again.
The kids had nightmares for weeks.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:09, closed)
I can't believe you don't like my sex yodel
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:00, closed)
Not me, them.
I've got it as my ringtone - which is kind if fitting. For one of us.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 1:16, closed)
You must have the shittest gaydar then

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:00, closed)
cant use a satnav either

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:12, closed)
Hold on a minute now.
Do you mean the killer was repeatedly striking your boyfriend's severed head against the roof of the van, or was the killer pressing your boyfriend's head up against the van and copulating with it? The credibility of your account hinges on this crucial detail.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:49, closed)
what kind of sick freak would waste a decent decapitation as some kind of rudimentary drum?

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:53, closed)
I don't know, it could be as part of a modern dance performance against capitalism or something.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 19:57, closed)
Christ. You mean he was killed by ... by ... a GUARDIAN reader??

(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:36, closed)
You wanted an explanation for the rolled-up Sunday Times buried up to the hilt in his arse?
You got it.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 20:55, closed)
the choice of Sunday Times is actually rather interesting.
You will have to buy the bluray for the commentary. Needless to say Terry thought it hilarious.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 21:13, closed)
The FT is easier to remove
And its fetching colour helps to hide the blood stains
(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:34, closed)
That happened to you too? Weird.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 22:19, closed)
Did they do that song where somebody told him that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February last year?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 1:03, closed)
blur are shit

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