
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Often get into those most panic-inducing, vicious, exhausting of fights - the Tickle Fight. On one of these occasions he had me immobilised on the floor, I was losing badly, he had both my legs pinned with his knees, my wrists clasped above my head held firmly by one of his hands and was using his free hand to tickle me mercilessly around the ribs and armpits.
It was horrible, I could do nothing but laugh. Not enjoyable, happy laughter, but ragged, desperate, uncontrollable laughter. He wasn't letting up either, relentlessly continuing to tickle and grin wickedly at me as I hooted and panted, eyes bulging, trying to suck air into my collapsing lungs and probably looking for all the world like Arnie in Total Recall when he was on the surface of Mars with no helmet.
I writhed, trying to shove Mr Droog off me to the side so I could free my legs and kick him away, but he kept his balance. Finally one of his knees slipped to the outside of one of my legs, freeing it, giving me a clear shot at his pods. Normally I would never have stooped so low as to take such a dishonorable pop at the love-of-my-lifes' goolies, but these were desperate times and, stealing myself, I jutted my knee sharply upwards.
OOUUURRRGGGHH he said. Finally, blissfully, the tickley death stopped, the strength seemed to leave Mr Droog in one long exhale and he collapsed on top of me, whimpering. As if this were not good enough, as he fell he let rip with a great big trump, as if his bum were saying "Awwwwwwww" :( sad that the tickle war was over.
Bad sportsmanship on my part, but a victory nonetheless.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:46, 10 replies)

it sounded like you were close to asphyxiation, so I'll let it slide.
/Knees together click
Can you actually die of laughter?
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:09, closed)

someone once died from laught while watching The Goodies,
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:13, closed)

...pure class, that woman.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:27, closed)

If it is possible to die from laughter, that day was the closest I came to the edge of the abyss. Both when he had me pinned 'n' ticklin' and afterwards when he 'deflated'.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:16, closed)

Well, wikipedia does anyway. Three cases of heart failure as a result of extended periods of laughter. Lucky my shit Freeview box only gets BBC3.
NINJA EDIT: Now with link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:25, closed)

By making them laugh themselves to death. I think this is more conclusive than any evidence you can find on this 'internet' of yours.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:34, closed)

i to have seen the scene that you have seen that proves death by laughter in a interwebby fackt
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 17:37, closed)

and the best he can come up with is tickling?
You're both too young to be watching Total Recall.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:14, closed)
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