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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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My uncle was an insensitive bastard you insensitive bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, 2 replies)
My insensitive bastard was an uncle's insensitive bastard you insensitive bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:53, closed)
He choked on an insensitive bastard, you insensitive bastard!

(McChinaman banned, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, closed)
Choked on an insensitive bastard's cock, he did.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:33, closed)
my you are all so insensitive and cruel
just the other day i chocked my cruel bastard of an uncle with a stuffed elephant cock
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:23, closed)

Who cares. We're all going to die soon. Right? Who's with me. Am I right?
(DBS, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:57, closed)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, closed)
Lacist *Does Squinty eye*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, closed)
Vagabond is by the looks of his OP

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, closed)

Unless you're a number of B3ta members' mums, of course. Then you're already dead.
(DBS, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:58, closed)
I am Vagabond and Scarpes long lost Mother...

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:41, closed)
Makes sense.
They're both son-of-a-bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:50, closed)

Son-of-a-bitch Doc. Singular not plural.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:05, closed)
Actually
it would be sons-of-a-bitch, plural, but on us, being the sons, not you, being our bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, closed)
Fair enough
I lose the internet. Take it and never darken my door again...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)
I've always wanted an internet of my own
but now I have one, I really don't know where to keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:14, closed)
Somewhere warm, dark and nutrient rich,
from where it may one day blossom.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:24, closed)
Surely sons-of-bitches,
unless they shared a mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:21, closed)
Yes.
That is precisely what Mock Turtle was claiming. Hence we are sons-of-a-bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:32, closed)
An uncommonly narrow faily tree round these parts....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:51, closed)

I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:24, closed)
I'm tempted to edit my post to say "they're both cunts" just to add a mote of mystery to this massively interesting discussion on pluralizing compound nouns.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:58, closed)
Bollocks.
My mum's ACTUALLY got a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:02, closed)
Anal or Vaginal Beard?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:04, closed)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)

My mum's got a beard actually. I wouldn't expect you to understand unless your mum unexpectantly got a beard and died. That's probably why you make jokes about it, I expect. You insensitive cunt.
(DBS, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:20, closed)
How did I get dragged into this one?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, closed)
Because I love you Scarpe.....*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)
Hooray.
Now get out of my arse, I have work internetting to being doing
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)

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