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"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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My first exposure to good, solid drug-taking came whilst visiting my Bro who was in his 3rd year of Uni. With instant and cheap access to good quality green stuff he'd been living quite a monged existence.....

He picked me up at the bus station with blood-shot eyes. Seemed a bit sheepish but I wasn't quite sure why (good old innocence!). Upon passing a KFC he asked if I could pop in and get him a Family Bucket. He couldn't go in himself due to The Fear. Fair enough, I thought - no idea what The Fear is but I do like a good KFC....

Upon arrival at his house I was shocked to see green mould covering the walls - pretty much everywhere. Plus foil and matches on the floor - pretty much everywhere. Mould, foil and matches - pretty much everywhere.

His bedroom was even better though - more mould, foil and matches but the best bit was his home-made tent in the middle of the floor, made of an old clothes-horse and various sheets / clothes. We squeezed in and sat down amongst various empty biscuit tins and cake / crisp wrappers. Fine place to catch up with my Bro over a cheeky KFC

He'd been living in the tent for an entire week, having acquired a very substantial quantity of green stuff. I believe the first time he'd left it was to pick me up. You can imagine the smell....

Easily the worst and best place I've ever stayed
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:10, 15 replies)
You don;t know what the fear is??
This is the fear:


(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:15, closed)
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(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:24, closed)
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(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:43, closed)
What the fuck is that?!
Can I have one?

I was young and innocent in those days. Less so nowadays, alas
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:30, closed)
If there was foil everywhere
Then it wasn't just weed that they were smoking...
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:33, closed)
Not necessarily
He might just go through a lot of Polos
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:35, closed)
Yeah
If he hadn't had a large amount of dope i would have been worried, lot of foil = smack.

Was any of the foil stained? Just curious.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:51, closed)
bong gauze surely
non?
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:55, closed)
correctamundo
you would use a bong gauze not foil, although obviously you can.But doesn't explain why it was all over the place, last time I saw foil all over the shop is when I lived with a potential smack head. He never felt like clearing up after chasing the dragon.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:56, closed)
nah
You'd only use bong gauze if you could be arsed to go and get some, which we never could being constantly stoned. It's a vicious circle, it truly is...
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 10:28, closed)
Just spicing up the post with smack talk ;)
But seriously though lot's of foil is very suspicious but i'm sure this is just innocent...maybe. Point taken though dope heads are not known for their motivation, we used to make bongs out of old dented coke cans because of lack of motivation to get anything better. :\
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:36, closed)

I too am concerned by the foil "everywhere". Real smokers make a chilm. or whatever the kids call it nowadays,
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:09, closed)
Genuine Indian chillms
are awesome!
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:07, closed)
This post smacks of smack.

(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:23, closed)
Hmmm - smack
Possible I suppose. Either that or discarded Club wrappers. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club. A biscuit Club, I guess?
(, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:16, closed)

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