Today
So today I walk down to the kitchen to make some dinner and I notice that all the washing up has been done, all the surfaces have been cleaned and generaly anything that looks untidy has been taken care of.
It turns out that there is going to be an inspection of the communal areas of every flat in our halls tomorrow and the winning flat in each block gets free alcohol of their choice.
One of my flatmates joked that the alcohol would probably end up being the stuff that they couldnt sell in the Students Union and I said to him that I would be annoyed if there wasnt a choice as to what you could have. Just then, another of my flatmates walked in and smugly replied "You dont even get a choice because you didnt contribute."
That may sound fair enough but when the letters about the inspection/competition were given to us nobody said anything about taking part in the competition or anything about cleaning the kitchen so I couldnt have even helped if I wanted to (not that any of the washing up washing up that needed to be done was mine anyway). So if we win anything from this I wont even be allowed it anyway because I wasnt a part of it even though I didnt even know I was.
Not long left until I move out though on the bright side.
(suckout, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:39, 10 replies)

So, if you win....
....you won't get a CHOICE of which alcamohol to drink or is it that you won't even GET to help drink whatever is chosen..?

Just tell them that your part in helping out for a win would be to NOT make any mess until after the judging.
(Sir Jester, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 3:54, closed)

If we win
Then I wont be allowed any of the alcohol that we win because I didnt partake in the competition I didnt know I was partaking in. Apparently only about four or five of the ten of us living in here helped clean the kitchen but naturallty the others that didnt will be allowed some of the alcohol.
(suckout, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:10, closed)

Just don't ...
...LET them win.
;)
(Sir Jester, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 4:16, closed)

Yeah, shit in the sink
(best not, eh?)
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 8:58, closed)

Maybe don't shit in the sink
but maybe help someone else's flat? Someone who's got a good chance of winning and would appreciate the help?

Scrawl offensive crap all over the walls?

Get some UV reacting ink and spaff it all over the walls near the telephone (extra points for a dripping trail back to someone elses' room), then have someone else just "happen" to walk by with a UV light?

Chewing gum all over the place? Accidentally tip a bin over next to a fan?
Or even shit in a box, then oven cook it until it stinks the oven out. Then flush the main evidence and stick the box behind the oven- no-one need know it was you and if they find the box they'll get rid of it- leaving the turdsmoke-filled oven unchecked.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)

OR just let the baby have his bottle.
Are you really that bothered about some cheap plonk anyway?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:25, closed)

Drink your own alcohol to excess

then vomit it all over the kitchen in a kind of ironic dirty protest.

or man the fuck up and tell them to get to fuck the fucking fucktards.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:36, closed)

Youth of today
Are you sure you're old enough to be at university? Would you like me to call your mummy to take you home and keep you safely away from the nasty boys?
( Scrumper, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:45, closed)

I thought it would be obvious
That the reason I was annoyed is nothing to do with the fact I wouldnt be allowed alcohol.
(suckout, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:32, closed)

fuck um
Sound like c*nts.
Help someone else's kitchen to win.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:44, closed)