Drug Dealers
I think I can honestly say I have never ever, ever met a drug dealer in any shape or form, but it appears that everyone else in the world has shared a house with one! Or else there is a tiny bit of exageration or massaging the truth going on...........
(Pork2311, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:43, 22 replies)

I think you're probably in the minority
if you've definitely never, ever met one.

Have you been to university?!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:44, closed)

To be honest of the six people I know who have at one time been dealers
I didn't meet any of them at uni.

Come to think of it, I didn't smoke much weed at uni either.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)

I wasn't saying they were all at uni
Just that, if he'd been to uni, he'd probably have met at least one.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)

If you've been to Uni....
.....or had a flatshare with more than 3 people around the ages 19-24, then you've definitely met one.

They tend not to tattoo it on their heads (well, apart from Mad Bill, but he was a special case).
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:50, closed)

Fuck Me!!!
They're everywhere, mate!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:55, closed)

want to buy
some drugs?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:57, closed)

Now that's just cruel.
The guy's one claim to fame and you blew it!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:58, closed)

Yeah, what have you got
and what are your prices like?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

If there's anybody
in Middlesborough. I've just moved here and don't know anyone.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:08, closed)

I'm nowhere near there
but it's not hard, man up!

Oh, and *Middlesbrough, they get arsy if you put the extra o in.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)

I'm sure
it wont take long.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:26, closed)

Middlesbrough!
.........oh and 44 minutes

[Edit 43 minutes. Maths fail]
(TheColonel, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:51, closed)

Slightly confusing
I live on Borough road but that is spelt with the 'o'
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)

Also,
have you noticed that nowhere else (to my knowledge) in the world contains the suffix Brough, unless you include Brough?

This is because Middlesbrough is right, and everyone else is wrong.

Probably
(TheColonel, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:02, closed)

In any shape or form?
You've spoken to a pharmacist before, right?!
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:24, closed)

Er.....
Good point!
(Pork2311, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:38, closed)

Heh, unlike everyone else
I've not met one since I've been at Uni (I guess I just don't move in "those circles"). But I was friends with some of the stoner types in school, and a guy in my maths class dealt quite a lot of weed. Nothing harder, as far as I know.
(julius, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Lies?
Surely not on QOTW?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:52, closed)

Self selecting sample
Who's going to post a story about how their housemate didn't deal drugs?
(lolwhites, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, closed)

If theres anyone in Bham
my dealer is in rehab so i'm shopping around? Gaz me ;)
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, closed)

I'm sitting here
smoking some of Cardiff's finest thanks to a guy on my course who deals. And another guy on my course is starting to deal too. And I know another guy on a different course who's dealing. And I met a dealer at a pub. And in a club. I've just realised where my student loan went..
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:21, closed)

That is frankly impressive, sir
I knew ...erm *mental counting*... 3 quite well before I even reached 16 - and I'd never even drank at the time, let alone taken any drugsicles :/
( giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:15, closed)