The national media
Made a fool of yourself on TV? Portrayed yourself as someone thicker than two short planks nailed together with extra thick nails? Taken part in racial bullying on a prime time show? We'll lambaste you in our editorials, harangue you on the front pages and poke fun at you in our letters column.

What's that? Suddenly announced you're dying of cancer (after ignoring abnormal cells on a smear test 18 months ago)? Come this way, we'll pepper the public with how brave you are, pay you mountains of money for "your story", and revere you as though you were the daughter of god himself. We'll make the general public sympathise with your plight, forgetting that three months ago we were organising a flaming mob outside your house.

Whatever your views on Jade Goody, the about face and hypocrisy of the media piss me right off.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:39, 6 replies)

Jade Wosit
Who is she exactly? I googled her and I can't figure out what she does--is she a singer or an actress? It's all rather odd.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:12, closed)

I must remember that this isn't just a UK site
She shot to "fame" by being the idiot in a series of Big Brother, and then stayed in the press by being a popular figure of fun for people to laugh at.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:19, closed)

Coming second, no less
Kate won that year and is far better looking.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:03, closed)

My right testicle
is better looking than Jade Goody. And that's not even the good testicle.
( jme, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:24, closed)

and
It's probably more intelligent too.
(toomanydecibels has bleeding ears on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, closed)

but conversely
contains less semen.
(slotbadger, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)