Jade Wosit
Who is she exactly? I googled her and I can't figure out what she does--is she a singer or an actress? It's all rather odd.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:12, 1 reply)

I must remember that this isn't just a UK site
She shot to "fame" by being the idiot in a series of Big Brother, and then stayed in the press by being a popular figure of fun for people to laugh at.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:19, closed)

Coming second, no less
Kate won that year and is far better looking.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:03, closed)

My right testicle
is better looking than Jade Goody. And that's not even the good testicle.
( jme, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:24, closed)

and
It's probably more intelligent too.
(toomanydecibels has bleeding ears on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:46, closed)

but conversely
contains less semen.
(slotbadger, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)