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Who would you like to have sex with who isn't probably top of everyone's list and why?

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54)
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Slightly iffy...
Lucy Worsley, Chief Curator at Historic Royal Palaces, Historian and BBC4 regular.
Intelligent, slightly posh, a couple of years older than me, and 'cute'.
Slightly iffy lisp going on, but nobody is perfect.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:47, 7 replies)
she is .

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:48, closed)
When she was in the bath on that show about houses
going on about bathrooms... Yes, I see your point.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, closed)
Oooo - yes - good response.
Kind of get the impression she might be really boring in the sack, though.
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:19, closed)
I concur
Good choice that man, oh and thank me later ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq-dctHsfM0&feature=player_embedded#!
(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:16, closed)
Me too!
And the lisp just adds to the cuteness for me...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 1:57, closed)
No it doesn't
Not for me, anyway. Besides which, it's isn't a lisp, it's a rhotacism (it's 'R' sounds she has trouble with, not 'S' sounds).

I think she's foxy too, and she's clearly intelligent and knows her stuff, historically-speaking. But the arch way she uses her speech impediment* to try to make herself cuter just wubs me up the wong way.

*It's not an "impediment" it's an affectation; there isn't a rhotacitic (or lisping, for that matter) person on this planet who can't pronounce the sounds correctly (as someone born 'tongue-tied' who learned to do 'r' sounds properly, I know whereof I speak**). They're all either too lazy or too ignorant or think it makes them sound more interesting or unique.

** I'm conscious that this is probably the main reason it annoys me in other people. OOH, I put the work in, so why can't they? OTOH, I could've saved myself all the childhood tears and frustration and wubbed along pewfectly fine without stwuggling to make myself undewstood even if it did make me sound like Elmer Fucking Fudd.***

***I'm also conscious I'm over-using asterisked footnotes, so I'll stop.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:10, closed)
She probably doesn't know until she sees herself on TV
I have slight rhoticism (not in the Jonathan Woss league) and I never hear it unless I see a video of myself. Or I try to say "brewery", which will catch out anyone who can't roll their "r"s fully.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 21:32, closed)

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