james may
i know, i know.
kill me now.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:53, 18 replies)

Nothing to be ashamed of. Stolid, dependable, mechanically able and unlikely to roam.
Also, highly unlikely to kill you in a high-speed collision. And needless to say, having worked with Jeremy Clarkson for many years, endlessly patient.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:55, closed)

^What Bitchtits said^
James May's alright - of the three he's massively the winner in terms of acceptable.

He's also clearly very intelligent and capable of holding his own in a sensible discussion, which is great. He's definitely on my "People I'd like to spend an evening in the pub with" list.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:57, closed)

Whereas Jeremy Clarkson is on my "People I'd like to spend an evening with a club with" list.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:01, closed)

Yes yes - this.
I'd like to chain him up and repeatedly punt Richard Hammond at him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)

^this^ made me giggle like a ninny

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:18, closed)

if i could just find a way to shut him off
when he starts on one of his weird rambles about u-boats or somesuch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)

What! You don't love him at all

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:59, closed)

Christ, imagine u-boat related dirty-talk.
Up Periscope!
ALARM! ALARM!
...
Down periscope. Sorry love.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:03, closed)

him talking about u-boats
would remind me of my dad, which would make me feel a bit sick.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:15, closed)

Nothing wrong with that
If I had to shack up with a bloke I'd choose him too.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)

Ah, James May.
Women want him, men want to sit him down with a pint and talk about engines.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:07, closed)

i'd want him
and then i'd sit him down afterwards and talk about engines, preferably with a pint of cider.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)

You might get him for a while , but if he ever saw my shed you'd be history

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, closed)

Why?
Do you keep a MIG29 or the largest Meccano collection in the UK in it?
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

only because you'd chain him to the lawnmower

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:24, closed)

Do you think he might actually kind of like that?

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:36, closed)

i certainly hope so
still waters run deep and all that
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)

Only if it was a 1953 Acto

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:49, closed)