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Who would you like to have sex with who isn't probably top of everyone's list and why?

(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54)
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Psycho killers and geek chic
My TV/film/literary crushes are frequently psychopaths. It started when I was about 13, with Tom Ripley, at the moment it's Dexter, and in between I actually watched every episode of that godawful crap Heroes purely cause I had a thing for Sylar. In the absence of charming serial killers, I'll make do with high-functioning sociopath detectives.

I would like to underline here that it is ONLY FICTIONAL psychopaths and serial killers that I like. NEVER EVER real life ones. Did I make that clear enough?

In real life it's geeky types. Love a guy or girl in a labcoat and safety goggles. Should be defiantly unglamorous, boxy glasses, slightly bad hair, total lack of interest in polite small talk, perhaps a soupcon of Aspergers. The real deal, not pretend-geek, like fit actors putting on a pair of glasses... actually, fit actors wearing glasses is pretty good too.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:59, 16 replies)
This is brilliant trolling...

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:06, closed)

How so trolling?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:18, closed)
Oh so you are a lass?
Sorry I work on the basic assumption all people on the internet are 45 year old truckers called Dave.

Should I invest in a labcoat then?
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:29, closed)

That would depend on whether there are others like me out there... (speak up now?) I'm done with sharing the love around the labs, and have settled on one cute bespectacled techie to be Mr Sax.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:07, closed)

supoh lurkoh!
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:26, closed)
Dear me yes
I cannot resist a geeky guy. Intelligence is *such* a turn on! And totally get what you mean about the glasses...
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:16, closed)
Perhaps I should add?
Poor personal hygiene and sexist attitudes are massive turnoffs, so unfortunately many otherwise-desirable geekytype gentlemen have ruled themselves out of any potential sexytimes.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:12, closed)
You must love Monk!
Intelligent, sociopathic (well, more sociophobic), and scrupulous personal hygiene.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24, closed)

Too much OCD. Sorry. And I didn't like the way the programme presented the condition(s).
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:02, closed)
*Digs labcoat out of wardrobe, pinches laser safety goggles from photonics lab*
I should add that the trolling comes from the fact that with the description "geeky, wearing glasses and with bad hair" you've described quite a large percentage of this board, the assumption being that you've done so in order to mock said desperate geeks with the possibility that not everyone hates them.

Still, where there's life there's hope.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 20:37, closed)

Yes, I totally realised that after posting. I'm not even a forum lurker - I usually just read the newsletter - but I saw this question and thought that my feelings on the subject might amuse some readers and reassure others.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:00, closed)

Actually, a couple of years ago someone did a HotOrNot contest on here. The vast majority of the posters turned out to be quite fit.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 3:45, closed)
Benedict Cumberbatch?
As Holmes, obviously.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 9:31, closed)

Would. But only if he stayed in character the entire time.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:02, closed)
One slight problem.
The character is gay.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:18, closed)

I rather thought he was A rather than gay. Not that that would be too helpful either.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:33, closed)

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