Another one related to the same guy as in the story below:
I'm the one underneath. My friend Dave is sitting on me. In an act of petty revenge, I had just been hit in the balls with a pool cue by Alex.


( MatJ LOOK, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:24, 20 replies)

"Get a new shirt"

( MatJ LOOK, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:26, closed)

Where is this wonderful pub
where I can go to be sat on by some lad who strokes my face, before going home with sore genitalia?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 19:35, closed)

Suffolk
Which probably explains it.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:02, closed)

I live in Suffolk and this has never happened to me.
Obviously I don't go in the right gay pubs :(((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:35, closed)

that's a sweet looking 2 gang plug socket

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 20:30, closed)

I found this picture very easy to fwap.
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:19, closed)

Your mate has a remarkably punchable countenance. Does he suffer many random attacks?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:50, closed)

Reminds me of the (likewise very punchable) lead singer of 90s orchestral britpop also-rans, My Life Story.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:25, closed)

Not as far as I know
He and Alex (who had just hit me in the balls) once got into a bollock punching war - in fact, I believe it was the very night the picture was taken. The war was ended without a winner being declared due to concerns regarding the inability to father children although Alex got his underpants thrown into the river while attempting to recover a bottle of cider, so Dave ended the night ahead.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:34, closed)

I'm sure it was a great night
And I bet your mates are ok guys
But that retelling just made you all sound like total cunts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:48, closed)

It sounds bad
But we were eighteen in a small town in darkest Suffolk ( I actually went to school the same place Amorous Badger did) and life could get dull.

All participants are now five years older and (slightly) less dickish.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:20, closed)

i came here to find out how many people had taken the piss out of your mate's hair
b3ta, you have let me down
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:22, closed)

Hair? I thought it was a comedy wig

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:44, closed)

Oh you guys...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:41, closed)

Man, what with
breaking pencils and sitting on each other, I don't know why they chose those skateboarder idiots to do Jackass instead of you guys.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:42, closed)

Your mate looks like a right bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:30, closed)

They both look like massive benders to be fair

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:27, closed)

I think his mate is in 'Franz Ferdinand'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:41, closed)

if your mate was goth/emo
I can imagine him like the band on south park blowing his hair out his eye and swinging his head at the same time

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(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:47, closed)

Why the long face?

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:57, closed)