Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Origins of phrases.e.g. "To step on a frog."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 16:02,
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Carry on the pictureextend an existing image to reveal detail cropped out (probably bindun)
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Sepp Blatter savior of the world.I dug up my password and broke years of lurking to ask for this. Horrendous little litigation freak needs some b3ta treatment.
Ta Muchly!
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Theme ParkTurn a film/book/album into a theme park/theme park ride!
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Carry On PhotoshoppingSmut, innuendo and double-entendres. Let's get our Benny Hill / Carry On / Frankie Howerd on, adding cheesy 70's smut to classic movies, books, internet memes / whatever. Oo-er missus!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:35,
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Type "Vintage 80s" into eBay's Collectibles>Photographic Images>Contemporary (1940-Now) category and shop the bejeebus out of the results.e.g. eBay item number:151326778248
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:58,
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Adrian ChilesLove him or hate him, he's the face of IT'V's world cup football. Let's make fun of this irritating tosser.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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William Hague & Angelina JolieOr Willigelina if you prefer, they're an unlikely pairing all over the news at the moment - what if they'd paired up on other stuff too?
Photoshop Hague into some films opposite Jolie, or (probably less exciting) photoshop Jolie into whatever Hague does the rest of the time.
Bonus points for pretentious William Hague aftershave adverts.
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Casting OuchInappropriate casting: Chuck Norris in a RomCom; Alan Carr as an action hero. Think of the worst casting you can, and show us what it would be like.
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Delete things from historyFollowing that ruling forcing Google to delete search results, go back through history and delete things that those involved may wish we didn't know about.
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Pop star kidsWhat famous musical folk got up to when they were young
i.e. s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1401826331/HendrixCubScout.jpg
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 8:32,
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DRAGONScome on, you cunts, just this once. it's not like there's going to be another chance, is it? this place needs a fucking priest as it is, so just GIVE ME MY FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 17:02,
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Fake Infographics!Let's make our own infographics, but instead of bothering to go to the effort of googling and/or fact checking the info, lets just make it all up.
( Inspired by Spellingmistakescostlives' lovely one here:
b3ta.com/board/11080805 )
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 11:58,
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best of the best - b3tard memorial comporepost all your best images using the b3ta image uploader. While you're at it update your profile and edit any FPs and compo entries to the new URL.
You do still have the originals, right?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 6:01,
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The b3ta alphabet book.Make a letter out of something that begins with that letter, eg animate a T in the bath having a Tubgirl accident.
(or create a full A-Z if you are feeling particularly creative)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:37,
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Pop GamesThere have been video games featuring the Thompson Twins, Michael Jackson, Frankie Goes To Hollywood and Fifty Cent.
There was a Take That board game, One Direction Top Trumps and Sabrina Disco Hoppers.
But what other games could be sold off the back of pop star success?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 May 2014, 20:47,
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Tricked Ya!Trick us, or show some pranks gone wrong
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 28 May 2014, 4:11,
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Behind The ScenesShow us the shit that went down behind the camera.
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mort the ostrich's Wesley Snipes archive appears to have died :(archive.today/uu0UA
have a look, then create your own entries
ie, photoshop celebrities that have verbular names
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 May 2014, 22:20,
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film swap.take a famous actor and put them in one of their other films.
so, like, han solo in indiana jones, or captain hook in the graduate.
but funny like.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:14,
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World Cup Predictions...Events that probably won't happen at the World Cup but would make you a whole lot richer if you'd've bothered goin down the bookies and puttin some fakkin money on it!
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