Which Scottish singer-songwriter was born Paul Courgette?
Paolo Zucchini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 8:39, Reply)

Why did Barbara Gogan of The Passions keep hanging about near 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
She was in love with a Herman Munster
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 12:22, Reply)

Which academic disciplines did the victims of the Hindenberg disaster study?

Oh, the Humanities!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 12:14, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter wears a skimpy two-piece outfit to the beach?
Paolo Bikini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 10:25, Reply)

Which New York City rapper is known for his vague texts?
Cam'ron Obscura
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 0:08, Reply)

What do you call someone who drinks real ale in secret?
A CAMRA obscura.
(Sebastien Trent-Sodomite Ain't leading but two things right now: Jack..., Fri 29 Jul 2022, 23:36, Reply)

Which Sex Pistol was the thickest?
Sid Viscous
( rob, Thu 28 Jul 2022, 2:04, 20 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

I invited my good friend Russ Abbot round for dinner
His eyes were drawn to a souvenir I'd picked up from a recent trip to the Dodecanese. It was a marble ball, about the size of a tennis ball, with an image of John the revelator carved in relief. Unfortunately poor John bore a striking resemblance to a member of N Dubz.

Russ was captivated. I asked him if he liked it. "Oh you know I love a party with a Dappy Patmos sphere."
(Martin Anus, Wed 27 Jul 2022, 20:52, Reply)

Which scottish singer has muscle and drinking problems?
Polio Martini
(FrenchBoast, Tue 26 Jul 2022, 21:36, Reply)

I've been hospitalised following a peekaboo accident.
I'm in the ICU.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jul 2022, 16:38, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Which popular reggae artist normally sings out of pitch?
Flato Banton!
(Errorist, Sun 24 Jul 2022, 18:58, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter is a nutty chocolate spread?
Paolo Nutella!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:52, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What haute couture does Harry Potter wear?
Dumbledior
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:10, Reply)

Why salad?
Cos lettuce.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Jul 2022, 21:11, Reply)

How would you describe Ant and Dec if they embarked on a tentative, exploratory homosexual affair?
bi-curGROVE
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:04, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Which popular reggae singer drives a shitty fiat?
Punto Banton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 7:46, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter is white, round and has a hole through the middle?
Polo Nutini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 6:28, Reply)

Which popular raggae singer has parents that come from Mexico and Hungary?
Pablo Balaton
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:12, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter advocates for a fad diet based on an imagined distant past?
Paleo Nutini!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 11:48, Reply)

Which Scottish singer-songwriter scavenges for spare parts on Tatooine in his spare time?
Paolo Utinni!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Jul 2022, 13:39, Reply)

What do you call a tennis player who typically has sexual relations with one gender, but is curious about having sex with a different gender?
Bi-Kyrgios.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 8:30, 8 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Hi, looks like my post got deleted, so mods are at least looking at this bit
but no action was taken nor comment made, so I'm curious about the decision-making process.

Any way, my deleted post asked about people being banned from qotw 4 years ago and I was asking if their posting privileges would ever be reinstated. It seems odd to allow people access to every part of the site except this one, purely for posting one (1) joke in a qotw asking for jokes.
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 10:16, 19 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Say what like about the japs, they know how to get rid of a prime minister quickly

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 16:42, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Clare Balding has fallen ill and tonight's tennis highlights will instead be presented by a former Blackburn playmaker
Stay tuned for Tugay at Wimbledon
(Martin Anus, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:09, Reply)

Boris Johnson's Prime Ministerial career.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

I’ve been binge watching a Netflix documentary on the history of the mankini
Stranger Thongs
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 8:35, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

What would you name a Dobermann that won't stop biting men's private parts?
Chris Pinscher
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 4 Jul 2022, 0:18, 5 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Which popular reggae singer's unreleased 2nd album's original name expressed thanks to his sponsor?
Part Two, Patron
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 3 Jul 2022, 17:03, Reply)