I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Why does Jarvis Cocker have messy hair?He wants to be like cum on people
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 7:49,
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What's Marty McFly's favourite racecourse?Haydock (as in 'Hey, Doc')
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If a popular American hip hop artist were to pass away, get cremated and his ashes placed into an urn, what would you have?Tinful of Usher
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:30,
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2 years ago)
What happens if Obama's daughter is murdered and put in a refuse place?Binful of Sasha
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What did Dennis the Menace find when his dog was dismembered and dumped in a refuse receptacle beside the corner shop?Bin full of Gnasher!
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Which Japanese food has a specific color?Natto Pantone
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 Aug 2022, 13:06,
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What do you call an over-eating marine micro-organism?Fatso Plankton
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 31 Aug 2022, 12:57,
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Are elderly Spanish men called..Señor Citizens?
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 30 Aug 2022, 23:05,
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2 years ago)
Which crime fighting trio's real names are Reflex, Acute and Obtuse?Charlie's Angles.
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Mike Lindup has turned his hand to film directing for a Ben Stiller comedy set on a farmThere Is Something About Ewes
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 Aug 2022, 21:32,
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2 years ago)
what did robbie williams say when he got some knitted sleeping socks for christmas that itched?"I don't want a sock PJ. Cause it's keeping me up all night"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Aug 2022, 0:10,
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Which Scottish singer-songwriter was disqualified from a boxing match for punching his opponent in the bollocks?Pow-low Nutini!
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I've been intensively studying the piano for five years, and all I can play is one Beethoven sonata.It's Pathétique.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Aug 2022, 18:39,
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2 years ago)
Which real ale society meets in a Third Earth pyramid?CAMRA The Ever-Living
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 12:26,
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What did Scottish singer-songwriter Paolo Nutini name his pet owl?Owl o' Nutini!
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Interactive joke - YOUR answer is the punchline!What is the difference between a fart and art?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 Aug 2022, 23:45,
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Which Scottish singer-songwriter led a group of disaffected crewmen to seize control of HMS Bounty from Lieutenant William Bligh?Paolo Mutini!
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If famous British raggae singer Pato Banton were a user on the internet website "b3ta.com" and his user account were deactivated due to an untasteful joke written by him today, what would he be remembered as? Pato, Banned on 16.02.2022
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 7:26,
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What king has had the most children?Jonathan.
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What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?While they are both fabiodeae angiosperms, they come from distinct genera
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How do you stop a cat from vomiting? By giving it a small treat every time it stops vomiting of its own accord
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 6:25,
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What do you get if you surgically attach a sheep to a kangaroo?Arrested under the Animal Welfare Act (2006)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 10:04,
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What do call a woman in a sheepskin coat?Felicity
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 13:58,
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latest was 2 years ago)
Why did the German 15th century explorer sink in choppy seas off the coast of Hamburg soon after setting out?Because his barque was worse than his bight
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 6:05,
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Which American rock band can be mostly seen roaming across the open grasslands of Africa?Huey Lewis and the Gnus.
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Which Sex Pistol was a Castilian knight and warlord in medieval Spain?El Cid Vicious
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Which communications officer, played by the late Nichelle Nichols, was the glue that held the crew of the USS Enterprise together?Lt UHU
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