
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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with a universally-agreed 'up' direction. They ought to be turned into soup.
( , Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:18, 10 replies)

It only makes sense that they'd contact each other beforehand and agree what up is.
Otherwise it'd all be way too confusing.
They also have to agree on sound-effects before the battle.
( , Mon 4 Apr 2011, 23:33, closed)

'Up' is whatever direction Captain Jean Luc Picard bloody well says it is!
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 3:15, closed)

What are you, some sort of new generation ponce?
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:59, closed)

...they always ram each other at about 10mph relative.
But I suppose a 1-frame blur from stage right then an expanding cloud of plasma wouldn't create the right dramatic tension.
( , Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:46, closed)
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