ASDA
Or more specifically, fat people in said store. Waddling around in the middle of the aisles and then moving to the side you are going to overtake them on, and then the other. Then possibly stopping in front of you, or stopping in front of the thing you want off the shelf. And there is always a fatty in front of every thing I want, I can walk into an aisle and see the one fatty and know full well that the thing I want will be in front of their big fat sweaty head.
And if they have fat little podgy kids with them.....? Oh don't get me started on that too....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:54, 9 replies)

We do not have that problem in my local Waitrose
So I could not comment on what you poor folk deal with. Oh look 3 apples for £5. Bargain.
(waxdart hello., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)

Waitrose

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)

I really should shop there but...
Waitrose is the other side of town though.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:07, closed)

stop eating what the fatties are eating then

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:09, closed)

I dont
Sometimes it may not even be food.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:12, closed)

this made my chewing gum bubble attempt
hit my screen :D
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:22, closed)

Don't go to Asda
Get Ocado to deliver instead.
I haven't set foot in a supermarket in months and when I do I am reminded why I pay Ocado £10 a month for all the deliveries I want.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:57, closed)

I once witnessed a hugely fat, shell-suited (showing arse-crack), greasy chav
wobbling round Asda shoveling a family-sized pack of sliced ham into his gob.
Sums up ASDA.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:58, closed)

Mmmm
I could well eat a family sized pack of ham about now....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:05, closed)