
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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This is not my story, but I was there, so I feel I can tell it.
After living in a shared house for some time, we were finally leaving. The landlord had decided to do some redecorating, and on our last day he turned up with his decorator. After going around the house and discussing all the things he wanted doing, with the decorator nodding and making notes, he then left to let him get on with it.
As soon as the door closed, the decorator flipped his bucket over, sat down on it, took out an impressively large spliff and fired it up, then looked around at us and said:
"So. Any of you lot know anything about painting and decorating? Cos I fucking don't!"
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 14:30, 31 replies)

1. Dip otter in paint
2. Aggravate otter
3. ???
4. Profit!
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I preferred the image of paint moving from can and otter to walls powered solely by lutrine rage
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 23:59, closed)

Your homework for this week is to use 'lutrine' in at least 5 contexts, one of which must be a forum signature text.
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finger painting and cup-cake decorating...
Then they can extrapolate from there.
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 15:25, closed)

property maintenance people.
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 16:03, closed)

I'm struggling even to pretend to caste any more.
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