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When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

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D'aww!
Otters are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 14 May 2014, 10:39, closed)
they really are

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:46, closed)
I hope some hitherto unknown disease comes along and wipes them all out.
That'd be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 May 2014, 19:51, closed)
I like to think of a more 'Ring of Brightwater' ending for the fuckers.

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D'awwww!
MAXIMUM LOVELY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:50, closed)
I like this and think it should win.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:13, closed)
i've been watching it for nearly an hour now

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Agreed.
When this question was set, this response was surely everything they were looking for. I'm clicking.
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:24, closed)
Although
he appears to be holding a pipe bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 14 May 2014, 11:36, closed)
You know what otters are like.
Weasles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:41, closed)
I know a weasel is weaselly recognised,
and a stoat is stoatally different.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 14 May 2014, 11:42, closed)
Ferrets are similar. As are Pine Martens.
Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:29, closed)
Nearly.
You just need to remember this very simple rhyme:
This is a stoat, and this is a weasel.
The first one fucks goats while the EDIT: OTTER nicks diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 May 2014, 22:31, closed)
How clever is that little otter!?
Try teaching that to a wombat. It's be like teaching a pig to sing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:47, closed)
Adele? Jay Z?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:52, closed)
This to win.
THIS TO FUCKING WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:27, closed)
This is definitely the best thing on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:40, closed)
go on, blow it up, you smart little fucker!
this FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:08, closed)
The one and only time Shambo ever got a like from me
My favourite bit is that he looks like he goes "Yeah?" at the start.

OK. Enough now.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 14 May 2014, 18:28, closed)
dunno who you are. soz

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and because it's japan the otter was probably eaten with the drink it just retrieved. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:07, closed)
Welcome to the flame war. I cannot see Dead Parrot taking that one on.

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