Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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I never got as far as the interview stage
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:15,
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I clicked.What a bunch of shortsighted twats.
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I see where you went wrong......it was with "a shitload of Coke". Nasa are used to precision, so you should have said something along the lines of "a metric fuck-ton of Coke".
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NASA is famous for not being able to differentiate, or not care about the difference, between metric and imperial units.See?
Therefore, you are wrong. "Metric fuck-ton" would mean nothing to them.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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Shirley that's 'Metric fuck-tonne'(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:14, closed)
Oh, you have the internet there too.How surprising.
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