Lego is great but it turns you gay. Fact.
Or if you get into technical Lego kits it turns you into a neck beard shut in.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:08, 2 replies)

The cool thing about Lego stories is they definitely won't need to shut down qotw early this week because it's descended into misogynistic rape jokes.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:07, 4 replies)

Shove plastic bricks down your japs eye

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:05, 11 replies)

Owen Rudge at my primary school. Totally obsessed with the Danish Plastic Bricks of Joy.
One day, near the the breakup of term before Christmas he was seen getting into a car with a bloke no-one had seen before. It must have been an uncle who was asking him what he wanted as a Christmas present as all he was shouting was 'LEGO! LEGO! LEGO! at the top of his voice and he'd got himself so excited that there were tears on his face and his uncle was having to manually lift him into the car.
He must have moved to a different school after the holidays because we never saw him again after that day.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:04, 2 replies)

I want to be shot at down - legos

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Lego is fucking ace.
They call it Legos in America. Wankers.

Now shoot me at down too
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I have boxes and boxes of the stuff. Lots of technical sets, 4 Mindstorms sets.
I made my Mrs a robot once, built around an RCX box.

Using a Lego remote control, it had 4 wheel drive, could spin inside it's own radius and the C chanel made it wiggle its eyebrows.

Have built a functioning 4 speed gearbox, also by drilling out the centre of a large gearwheel and using other parts, made a rather bulky but perfectly functional differential. It used to explode if you put too much torque through it, but it was quite satisfying.

Am planning to pass it all on to my 3 year old son at some stage, but all the rubber insulation on the electrical connector cables I have has started perishing. Not sure if I will be able to replace or repair it by the time he's old enough.

I worked out I have over the years spent about £3,000 on it.

TL;DR - fuck Meccano.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:00, 5 replies)

I hope all your removable yellow heads come off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

my kids really like lego
it's a default present for birthdays and christmas
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You cunts would be better off with Duplo innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I am an adult

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:56, 2 replies)

I've been sent this a fair few times today already:
xkcd.com/1281

It's a back-of-a-fag-packet calculation estimating that by 2019 Lego mini-figures will outnumber people. Considering there are a few hundred of the little buggers in my kitchen alone, this seems quite conservative :/
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:44, 1 reply)

I once built a shed out of lego.
Long story short, I pissed in my own mouth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:42, 4 replies)

It was time to Lego
so off we Lewent. It all started when he said she was a bit of a Legoer, so we took the ferry to France and took our chances with the French road system and its myriad signs for Lestop and Lego. So hair-raising was it that I caught myself whispering a prayer to the HoLegost.

I have to stop now as I'm feeling a rising urge to hack off my own head with a spatula.
( .Yeti., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:40, 1 reply)

Several years ago, my nephew was sat at his grandmothers house playing with his dads old Lego set.
He took two large flat yellow pieces and stuck them together, one directly on top of the other and held it out with a big grin on his face, like he'd created a full scale replica of the Taj Mahal.

"What's that?" asked his grandmother.
"A sandpit!" He excitedly replied.
( Muns, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

My friends son got a lego brick stuck up his arse.
I suppose he had created a lego suppository, but that's about all I've got in terms of genuine stories.
( Muns, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:35, 1 reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

WONDERFUL bullying of emvee, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:34, 1 reply)

"Legos" is preferable to "Lego's".
I just want to see what being shot at down is like.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:29, 2 replies)

i made a castle
then got my arse slapped when my dad stood on lego bricks i'd left on the floor.
the end.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I followed the instructions on my Lego kit and built a dildo for your mum to shove up her arse. She did.
The end.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I'm not into Lego that much...
...I'm more of a Breasto kind of guy.

(Yes, I know it's lame.)

Look, I know you can make some wonderful things with Lego. But build a good QOTW question with it? I'm sceptical...
(Om Nom was fed with candy on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:28, 5 replies)

Dear sweet Jesus LEGO?
REALLY?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:26, 4 replies)

I was running away from the cops
and managed to climb a wall just as the lead cop reached me and grabbed me by the ankle.

"Lego of me" I shouted as I squirmed and managed to wriggle free.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Damn! Missed last week's deadline
Anyhoo so last week I took a young lady to see a classic cinema screening of The Terminator and after it had finished I went to get a drink with her and I thought it'd be funny to confess to her that I'd never had a girlfriend before you see it had worked in the film Kyle Reese the time-travelling virgin still got to bang Sarah after spilling the beans but it turns out that in real life you don't get that kind of sympathy and the young lady went away disgusted and OH GOD I'M SO ALONE
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:22, 2 replies)

I made a QOTW called "Mixtapes 3"

(McChinaman banned, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:22, 1 reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:19, 7 replies)

first
or i'll knock your block off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)