Dear Vegetarians
Why the bloody hell do us omnivores have to put ourselves out serving you non-meat dishes, but you won't put yourselves out serving us meat dishes?

You are a bloody pain - so don't act surprised if next time you get a full steak on your plate and told to leave it if you don't want it because I'm not doubling up my bloody workload just so you can spout your righteous, worthy toss in an obvious effort to prop up your pathetic ego.

Yours &c &c
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:19, 21 replies)

I like this a lot
I hate veggies, the arrogant twats.

*Clicks*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:36, closed)

I think it was Dara O'Briain* who summed up vegetarians best
By saying it's like someone coming round to your house for dinner and, when they arrive, ordering you to cook them something different to what everyone else is having.

*not entirely sure of the attribution
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:00, closed)

This.
"Oh - you do know A Vagabond's an omnivore, don't you? So could you make sure he has steak, sossiges, and a LARGE AMOUNT OF BEER please?"

FFS.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:02, closed)

Would you expect a Hindu to cook you meat?

( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:19, closed)

I thought they could eat meat if it had been killed correctly
so yes
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:21, closed)

A lot of Hindus believe that eating any meat is wrong (40% of India, for example).
I was thinking more of those ones.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:25, closed)

Yep.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:22, closed)

If you went to somebody's house and they didn't like soup, but you did, would you expect them to make soup just for you?
Or would you go along with what they would like to eat?
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:26, closed)

Actually no.
But then, I don't actually make demands of my hosts when I'm invited somewhere, as I consider doing so to be incredibly rude.

This is why I find vegetarians to be so bloody rude. You invite them 'round to your house and they say "Hmmm. Yes I shall come, but you must make sure you do this, that and the other for me. Otherwise, I shall not eat."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:34, closed)

I think the best option is for you to not invite vegetarians to your house if you're not willing to cook for them.

( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:41, closed)

Well then
How come vegetarians are allowed to not cook for me?

It's a two-way street. I cater for your vegetarian-ness, you should cater for my taste.

Because that's all it is - a matter of taste (well - in a vegetarian's case, pretentiousness, but I suppose that's a type of taste).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:49, closed)

You should do this; refuse to let vegetarians in your house.
Then they'll realise you're a cunt soiled with the sand of unfocused rage and stop associating with you.

Then everyone's happy!
( Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:42, closed)

What a compelling argument!
Congratulations, you completely avoided his perfectly reasonable argument and instead spouted vitriol, thereby marking yourself out as not just a cunt, but a stupid cunt too.
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 3:28, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:26, closed)

Some Veggies do Cook Meat!
Mrs V cooked me a rather magnificent Beef Wellington on Valentines Day. It was really spesh and (amazingly for a strict veggie herself) the seasoning was spot on and the beef was rare and melt in the mouth.

I must say the missus really excelled herself! I'm not a bad cook myself and do try to provide nice veggie dishes, however I am scratching my head in trying to think of something to match the magnificence of the Beef Wellington!!


Well done Our Lass!
( Vambo, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:22, closed)

bit of a generalisation...
I don't eat meat, but when my family visit, I cook them meat. Why wouldn't I? It's not hard to do, after all. I don't expect others to eat as I do, and don't give a shit that they eat meat. If you invite a vegetarian to your house and then get the arse that they don't eat meat, then you are a bad host.
As for those righteous vegetarians/vegans who go around insisting that others should live as they do, fuck 'em - they're idiots. But not all vegetarians are like this. If I ever invite you to my house (which I won't 'cos I'm an anti-social git) you will be fed with the food of your liking.
(thebadangel, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:32, closed)

Correct response.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:48, closed)

My mum's a veggy and she cooks a wicked Cottage Pie

( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:47, closed)

She also goes like a train.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, closed)

A friend of mine has offered to cook me dinner if I fix her computer
a vegetarian dinner


that is so not worth it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:33, closed)

Save a carrot
Eat a vegetarian.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:57, closed)