Dear B3tan.
I really like you a lot but I'm too shy to ask you out. I figure we have loads in common and would be great together. We could spend our days throwing cats at windows and gurning like a mong and when the sun goes down we could do that thing were we get naked and rub up against each other until the friction of our bodies makes our noses bleed.

I know I'm a lot older than you and will probably start to loose control of my bowels in a few years but hell, no-one said relationships are easy and I know you have a strong stomach after seeing Goatse and Tub-girl.

You'll never know who you are because I'm too much of a wimp to say anything but one day maybe, I may MTFU and gaz you.

Love Blousie
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:52, 20 replies)

This is about Psycho Chomp isn't it?

( M o D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:54, closed)

Are you calling Blousie a lezza?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:03, closed)

*Sads*
Cos I am old so it can't be me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:06, closed)

...........
I got erection.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:12, closed)

What you need is for someone to arrange a Special b3ta bash
And then you can gaz this b3tan and ask them if they want to share the journey to the bash....

Then arrange to meet up beforehand and both miss your train home.

This works.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:16, closed)

.
How much older are we talking?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:30, closed)

MTFU and gaz them!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:45, closed)

I concur

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:56, closed)

MTFU?
eh?
(sarcasminasuit, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50, closed)

Man The Fuck Up
There you go..
(syllopsium, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, closed)

Aaaaaaaaah,
go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, GAZ THEM!
I double dare you!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:16, closed)

If you don't,
I will.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:49, closed)

DO IT!!!
grab life by the ringpiece and fuck as much pleasure out of it as you can!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:01, closed)

What a wonderful turn of phrase.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:43, closed)

it may not be elegant
but it works for me ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:58, closed)

Nah! best kept a secret.
But I bet there's a few male B3tans out there bricking it : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:01, closed)

You're a big girl,
Go on...

Plus, I rather think "Bricking it" is doing yourself a disservice.
(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:13, closed)

I hope for your sake....
it isn't me.

I'm a complete arse, you really couldn't sink any lower!
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 10:37, closed)

Now you're gonna have to keep us all in the loop
if you ever work up the courage :)

As someone else who lacks the cajones to ever ask anyone out ever, I hope you manage :D
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 2:21, closed)

*runs*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:41, closed)