Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Me being interviewed for local radio."excuse me, mind if i ask you a few questions for radio merseyside?"
eh she was cute
"what do you think of the litter problem here in Liverpool city centre"
*looks around* there's a litter problem?
"yep, what do you think should be done to litterers?"
"we should shoot everyone with a lacoste tracksuit"
*laughs* okay, I can't use that. what do you think of on the spot fines?
"sure, anything to stop wankers dropping kebab containers
*laughs harder* Okay, I can't use that either, i'll get fired,
"well I think..." she thinks i'm being serious now and scrambles to put the mic in front of me
"Persistant offenders should be dragged into the street *makes a gun with my fingers* and shot in the mouth.
"okay thanks for your time. CYA!"
(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 11:25, Reply)
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