Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Sunderland EchoWhen I was nine, and my sister ten, my dad thought it would be a good idea to have us each take the Mensa test.
We both achieved rather high scores (I had an IQ of 175 and my sister, always out to beat me, scored 176), resulting in the Sunderland Echo sending round a photographer to take our pictures. I'm not going to scan the photo in as I still have nightmares over the taunting it provoked from my friends at the time. Suffice it to say that I looked like a complete gormless twat.
I'm no longer able to score highly on IQ tests as I've addled my brain with drink and mad cow disease.
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jonas is not my name, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 14:00,
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