Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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billboard erectionStrictly speaking this isn't actually something that made the local paper... but it's sort of on message.
While unemployed back in the early nineties some chums decided one dull spliff addled afternoon to split into groups and see who could first do something that would attract the attention of local rag.
Our idea was to have a mate who worked at a printers specialising in billboard posters to print an enormous erect cock, with the 'United Colours of Benetton' logo in the bottom right hand corner. (note. Benetton at the time was famous for its provocative ad campaigns). This was to be posted in a prominent local site.
The other group were going to plant dope plants in the pots outside the local cop shop.
Sadly we we're all too stoned and lazy to do either.
I once stole a friend's remote control car (for the insurance) and this was reported in a local gazette. But it's a bit of a shit story really isn't it.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 12:06, Reply)
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