Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Celebrity?There is some prick I know that thinks that he is a CELEBRITY because he won a local judo championship and there was a picture of him in the local paper.
I was telling him about how I'm a distant relative of George Clooney (I am!) and he laughed. I then asked him i he could do any better. he pointed at himself and said 'how about me? See you at the olympic judo championships you wanker.'
He is tiny, so i can't say that despite his high judo grade that I'm afraid of him. The worst he could do is headbutt my bollocks. He'd probably suck them while he was down there.
(, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 19:52, Reply)
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