I used to drink in The Czech and Slovak Bar in North West London fifteen years ago
The landlord (Big Bob) escaped from Prague in 1968 by getting a job at the airport, getting friendly with the security dogs and finally stowing away in the cargo hold of a Boeing to London.
Thirty years on and we're all sat around having a proper piss up in his bar on a Sunday evening when a few Albanian lads in tracksuits run in, turn the lights off and start dishing out blows indiscriminately. Fortunately they served pints in old school thick glasses with handles, so myself, Bob and his fit daughter managed to give us good as we got and fought them out of the gaff.
Turns out Bob had been getting threats for a while from the local branch of the Albanian mafia (one of whom lived upstairs in my block; I'm happy to testify he was a wife beating cunt). Taking the not unreasonable stance that it wasn't worth calling the police, Bob stuck a sign up on the door of his bar reading "Due to repeated incidents, sorry but no Albanians".
Couple of weeks later and two women from Camden Council arrive, telling Bob in no uncertain terms that his sign is illegal under race relations legislation. Bob immediately takes the sign down.
Next day a new sign appears reading "Due to repeated incidents, sorry but NO ALBANIANS and NO LESBIANS from the council".
Occasionally I have to tell my son that his Grandad Bob is a bit extreme in his reactions...
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:06, 13 replies)

As an aside, this week's question encourages us to "point and laugh" at bigots...
...which is fair enough, unreasonable people are unreasonable. Still, I seem to recall the last PM calling a woman in Scotland a bigot because she asked about the effects of immigration from Eastern Europe. Camden Council quite clearly thought Bob was a bigot because he didn't want Albanians kicking the fuck out of people in his pub (or "lesbians" telling him what to do, but let's gloss over that). It seems to me that accusations of bigotry and racism (or the threat of...Rochdale child grooming, anyone?) are used to cover up uncomfortable facts far too often.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 2:12, closed)

tl;dr Hitler was right

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 2:14, closed)

No
Hitler was left
(Falco, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 10:41, closed)

Tit.

(SSSSSSSSSS, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 8:53, closed)

Care to point out where I'm going wrong?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 13:08, closed)

tl;dr

( eXOBeX, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 19:02, closed)

Haha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 12:52, closed)

Is that the one up the A40 next to Hangar Lane tube perchance?
Went in there one quest lunchtime while visiting a dealership down the road, had a pint. No-one there even pretended to speak English so I mimed 'A Pint Of That Beer' and had a very quiet half hour reading a paper.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Feb 2013, 13:48, closed)

That gaff is an offshoot, run by an ex-barman from the one I'm tediously banging on about
They serve Staropramen and Gambrinus, both good beers and they clean their lines every night. One of the worst consequences of allowing EU accession states freedom of movement has been the fact that you used to get 50 hot au pairs in the Czech bar every Sunday...nowadays there's 5,000,000 (© The Daily Mail) and they don't all drink together.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 0:17, closed)

You're pleased that some cunt
was indulging in a spot of domestic violence?
Charming.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:07, closed)

"I'm happy to testify" can be interpreted
as a willingness to stand up in court, or a pleasure in telling the truth. Either way, you're a cunt and should probably die in a fire.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:35, closed)

As it happens
My flatmate set fire to the wife beater's BMW. Apparently.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 5:33, closed)

It's all happy families round your way,
isn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:47, closed)