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Freddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh

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My ex wife
genuinely believes that black people can't swim properly because "we whites evolved from fishes and they evolved from monkeys". I'm still shocked to this day that she said that, yet had no problem with my black mate being our daughters godfather.
(sunray18, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:57, 14 replies)
If we evolved from monkeys and fish, why are there still monkeys and fish?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 18:53, closed)
The whole evolutionary theory is flawed.
By now everything should have turned into the most efficient form and all easy prey have died off, even without man's interference in preserving or eradicating various parts of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:04, closed)
I think it's your logic that's flawed.
It's just a shame this isn't the place to get into an intelligent discussion.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 7:54, closed)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:12, closed)
Can't argue with that.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 9:13, closed)
So you married a retard and now you're telling the internet. Bravo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:11, closed)
A racist retard, no less.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 19:12, closed)
Believing that one set of humans evolved from fish, whilst another evolved from monkeys,
is only racist if you use it as an excuse to discriminate against one group based on their supposed evolutionary origins, surely? Otherwise, it's just harmless bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:09, closed)
I think saying people can't swim because they're black is pretty racist.
The ability to swim is down to not being an uncoordinated flailing spastic, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:45, closed)
Are you calling black people uncoordinated flailing spastics?
That makes me uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:07, closed)
I'm sure there are some black people who are uncoordinated flailing spastics.
There are uncoordinated flailing spastics of every ethnicity.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:09, closed)
So what's your theory as to why they can't swim properly?

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 20:57, closed)
It's all down to genetics
The swimming gene is recessive and the dancing gene is dominant.
(Eukanuba, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 8:23, closed)
Some of my best friends are godparents to racists

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