Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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I lost my lunchI was working at an outdoor festival this summer, and I forgot my lunch at home. So my mom drove it over. I couldn't talk to her at the time, as I was busy prancing and dancing to entertain patrons, so she pointed towards the parking lot and raised the lunch sack. I thought this meant that she was going to put it my car, which she had keys to.
Lunch time comes, I look in the car for my tasty lunch. Confusingly enough, it isn't there. I check under the seats and in the trunk, but there's nothing there. I end up spending seven bucks to get a yucky lunch from a vendor- it's an outdoor festival, I think there's a law that they have to gouge- and miss my tasty free lunch desperately.
When I get home, I ask my Mom where my lunch went. Apparently, she hadn't been pointing at the parking lot, but at the employee entrance (they're in the same direction). She had given it to a security guard who was supposed to radio me to pick it up. He'd even said he knew who I was and promised to get it to me. But he never did.
I believe the security guard stole my tasty lunch. Some security!
(, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 18:13, Reply)
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