Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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"Lost" room key...We had our annual Jolly-Boys outing to Dublin last year, and one of the guys, "Deano", did the best ever 'lost' item. Deano, basically, is shit! Complete crap. Waste of sperm and egg. But one helluva laugh, normally at his expense.
He took up the tale...we were staying at the rather plush Holiday Inn in Dublin, and he was tagging along behind. Completely rat-arsed, he goes to the room, and he'd lost his key-card. No worries, he thought, down to reception and get them to let him in.
They see he's alcoholically refreshed, hand him a new key-card, and send him back to the room. Still no luck - the card won't let him in the room.
Back to reception, this all time the draught Guinness has kicked-in, and he's not happy - kicking off big style. So a member of staff decides to accompany him to the room with the master key-card.
They let him in. After this time, he really needs a shit - big style!! The kind you need to raise Tower Bridge for!!
So Deano gets in the room, straight to the bog, and sits down, relaxes....and enjoys the moment! He then checks his top shirt pocket, and realises his card is tucked safely in there!!! Then comes a knock on the door to ask what the F**K is going on!?!?!
Turns out..Deano had got the wrong room, and was one floor further down than he should be!!! Basically, he'd caused a commotion, got the reception staff to let him in, and shat all over some elderly blokes toilet!!!
(, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 0:44, Reply)
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