Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Whileenjoying an evening in Jakarta in the company of a lady of dubious fiscal attachments I'd met in a bar earlier I suffered a pang of conscience and stepped outside for a cig to consider what I was doing, had V serious girlfriend at time. Couple of mins of fag smokin contemplation later realised I'm utterly lost in the back streets of a foreign city and my trousers containing wallet, passport, plane ticket back to work, everything are in my trousers in this fine lady's apartment and I'm standin on the pavement in my shorts. Fucksocks!!
Eventually turned out ok tho, she came back to the bar I met her in, where i was drownin my sorrows to give me my stuff back and demand to be paid, bless her! restored my faith in human spirit
(, Sat 4 Dec 2004, 2:43, Reply)
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