Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
(
chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
« Go Back
In loving memory of Ernie the fishOne year, I won a goldfish at my school's annual carnival. I named him Ernie. Having no knowledge whatsoever about how to take care of a goldfish, I figured he'd be safe in a plastic cup.
An hour later, I look into the cup to check up on Ernie. He wasn't in there. e was nowhere to be seen. The guy I was dating at the time was with me, and we searched everywhere for that silly rascal.
Hours later, when the bf was getting ready to leave, I moved my desk chair, and the dead fishy came rolling out of my coat and onto the floor. I of course screamed, and had my bf grap a paper towel and flush Ernie down to the fish burial grounds that is Akron Sewer System.
Rest in peace, Ernie.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2004, 2:06, Reply)
« Go Back