Lost...
Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
( , Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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My foot
Monday last, I woke up in the middle of the night with cramp in my leg. I move it around a bit, and find that I could't feel my foot; It was dead cold, white and stationary. I slapped it a good few times, and it most certainly didn't feel like my foot. When I still couldn't wiggle my toes, I thought (in half-asleep state) 'I can live without it', and went back to sleep.
It was back the next morning, anyway. That was a terrible anecdote, but I suppose I just wanted to have said 'I lost my foot'.
( , Mon 6 Dec 2004, 20:40, Reply)
Monday last, I woke up in the middle of the night with cramp in my leg. I move it around a bit, and find that I could't feel my foot; It was dead cold, white and stationary. I slapped it a good few times, and it most certainly didn't feel like my foot. When I still couldn't wiggle my toes, I thought (in half-asleep state) 'I can live without it', and went back to sleep.
It was back the next morning, anyway. That was a terrible anecdote, but I suppose I just wanted to have said 'I lost my foot'.
( , Mon 6 Dec 2004, 20:40, Reply)
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