Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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WalletAn auspicious loss perhaps? (for the better I hope).
Just passed through the metal detector on the way to Fiji to get married and I'm collecting my bits and bobs. Get to the first of the duty free shops to buy a spiffy set of headphones when I realise I've misplaced my wallet.
Some cnut has followed me up out of the detector and had taken my wallet out of the obviously *NOT THEIR'S* metally stuff tray.
Wife-to-be is in tears looking at me as if I've ruined the whole wedding already (my front door key and credit card are in it!). I'm talking to the customs guys, looking at the security camera above and wondering why the rewind button is too much cnuting effort to press. Bastids!!!
We give up, get on the plane and a shadow of doom leaps gleefully up and down on my shoulders. Then an angel hops onto the plane just as the door is about to shut and hands me my wallet. She gets a big kiss and all is well with the world.
Without any cash in the wallet the wakner has left it at a cafe. Hope you get caught by interpol or someone theify type!!!
Then I lost layers of skin to the Fijian sun followed by many braincells having to watch 80's movies whilst it rained for 4 days.
Soz for length.
(, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 6:31, Reply)
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