Lost...Trying to impress a new girlfriend, I 'borrowed' my mother's car. Dropping her off in London, I managed to lose the car keys between locking it and reaching the other side of the road. Utter humiliation followed as my mum took the train to London with the spare key...
What have you lost over the years?
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chthonic, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 8:01)
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Another lost boxers/condom story...Went on tour with sports team to spain. 26 painful hours on coach. Met lovely young lady, went back to her room to get jiggy, interrupted by the return of other roommates. Her suggestion to wait until they were asleep before creating the beast with two backs. Halfway through she's making far too much noise (such a ego boost), so i decide (In my drunken deluded state) that finishing off on the balcony overlooking the pool would be a much better idea. job done, return to bed, minus 1 condom, no idea where it went, but far to pissed to care. Morning arrived, everyone woke up, 20 minutes before coaches left. Could i find my boxers, could i buggery. Ran to hotel, grabbed hastily packed bag and caught the coach home. 26 hours of sitting there commando, smelling of the night before. But not as bad as the footballers at the back of the coach.
few months later, visted said girl, and during the drinking game of 'i have never' it was revealed the girls in the room had discovered said boxers in the room, and a nice little package left on the balcony. The shame...
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 7 Dec 2004, 12:47,
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