Airport Story

Back from a business trip, stopped in at the airport WC to relieve myself. It was nearly deserted, just one other bloke at the nearest urinal. Obeying the Law of Maximum Distance, I took the one furthest away and had started in when a cheery voice rang out from the other chap, "Hiiii there -- how are YOU?" No, no no -- I froze. Glanced over quickly and saw that he was just looking down, so I pretended not to hear. "So... how was YOUR day?" No, no, NO NO -- glanced over again, and he is still looking down while speaking. Pause. Is he mad? Having a conversation with his equipment? Expecting me to answer? "That's wonderful -- it sounds like you had a LOT of fun!!" At this point I am convinced that he is insane and attempting to converse with his own man-parts. "Daddy loves you!!" I hurry up and finish, and I leave. Glancing back, I noticed what I hadn't seen before -- he had a wireless earpiece in his ear, and had been having a phone conversation with someone else while relieving himself, most likely with one of his children. Made me laugh all the way home and resolve to never use my own wireless phone while attending to my own biological necessities in public.
(Roving Blowtorch, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:53, 9 replies)

"Alright, what're you up to?"
"Having a shit"
*click*
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:50, closed)

just be glad he didn't refer to the child as "daddy's special little soldier"

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:49, closed)

lol

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:31, closed)

I always like to talk to children
whilst holding my penis.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:42, closed)

A reminder of how he got them.
Isn't it? A little?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:01, closed)

Nothing happened when I pissed on my wife.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:47, closed)

Drunk enough not to notice.
Wasn't she?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:10, closed)

I don't know if
this worked either.

's funny tho.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 3:34, closed)

Can't improve on a classic!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:51, closed)