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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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The high intellectuals of Newport,
who during the anti-paedophile summer entertainments a decade or so ago, graffiti'd the house of a local paediatrician.

But that's the Welsh for you.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:48, 15 replies)

Its comparable to the level of erudition and sophistication shown on here of late
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:10, closed)
get fucked
you enormous twat
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:09, closed)
A friend of mine is a ambulance driver,
and at the hospital he worked at/delivered to, the head Paediatrician got the tires of his car slashed and the windscreen smashed. He then drove his wife's car to work, and that got keyed to fuck too.

They removed the 'Head Paediatrician' sign from the parking space and it stopped.

It's not just the Welsh then, some North Londoners are dumb cunts too.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:11, closed)
We could probably leave it at "some people are dumb cunts"

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:20, closed)
Yes, sorry. I was trying to not generalise.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:29, closed)

some
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:19, closed)
But this didn't really happen, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:57, closed)
I'm afraid to say it did.
or at least he, and all his colleagues that I've met said it did. The guy had a funny name too, Geoffrey something or other.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:47, closed)
Wasn't that Portsmouth? You thick cunt.
But that's you for you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:17, closed)
It was Portsmouth, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:24, closed)
Yeah, I thought so. Cheers for clearing that up, cunt.
Mind there might have been one in Newport too. There's a lot of cunts about.
A few less in Bridgend these days though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:30, closed)
Your all ghey cunts
It was Newport, and it never really happened (except for a few b3ta-minded teenagers);

www.pressgazette.co.uk/wire/8897
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:56, closed)
^ upset and very likely a paedo ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:15, closed)
^upset and would very like a paedo^

(SlantedScience, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 2:43, closed)
Are you an even thicker cunt than OP?
How can it have been Newport AND never really happened?
Were you dropped on your head a few times too many as a baby, or is it congenital?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 30 Aug 2014, 3:17, closed)

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