Misheard and Misunderstood
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
I live in Glasgow.
I can't understand a word that any of the cunts say.
(
Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:08,
10 replies)
Hahaha, you can't spell Glasgee!
(
Ghoti Fingers, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:26,
closed)
Sorry mate, I don't have any change.
(
Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:43,
closed)
FANNYBAWS
(
Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 30 Aug 2014, 20:49,
closed)
BAWBAG
(
McChinaman banned, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:10,
closed)
I live in London. They're usually saying "Wanna buy a Big Issue?"
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:49,
closed)
Not a "biggish shoe"?
(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:14,
closed)
Try rebooting.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 30 Aug 2014, 22:24,
closed)