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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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it's neither of those two things
getting clients the result they want is challenging and rewarding, especially when the area is academically complex. unless you've practised in it for at least a few years, so you get to do the good stuff, you'd have no idea.

what we can all agree on is that maths and science people tend to be severely lacking in social skills and attractive women. which was my point. any comparison between law and science was baggysock's and baggysock's alone.

he's your sock now, btw. he lurves you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:06, 2 replies)
You're repeatedly using "science geek" as an insult.
From you, it's like peasants on the side of the road pointing and shouting "haha rich man!" as someone drives past in a bentley.

And I'd like to add that these opinions are completely independent from my Shambo obsession. I've absolutely no idea what the prick does.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:14, closed)
hardly
it's like me pointing and laughing at a shambling gimp in a white coat blinking through his massive spack glasses and unable to hold a conversation without looking at his shoes.

and who wouldn't laugh at that.

he's self-appointed qotw "moderator". duh.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:16, closed)
the fact that you keep telling yourself that we have no social skills or attractive partners
is a pretty direct admission that you know that we're cleverer than you
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:17, closed)
being cleverer than people (in your own head at least) does seem to be a BIG thing for you
is this what happens when you can't measure success by anything tangible?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:21, closed)
people who measure success in physical objects have already failed at life

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:23, closed)
Whatever makes you feel better about your depressing ex-council semi
in a slum estate.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:29, closed)
it's scant compensation
but at least I didn't take the kids to Florida in monsoon season
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:34, closed)
You cling onto that

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:58, closed)
it's all I've got after all

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:21, closed)

Bizarrely, it hasn't rained once...

View from my bedroom this morning...overlooking the Intracoastal

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(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:45, closed)

And with a napkin saying Albert Marshmallow

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(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:48, closed)
fascinating ... this August had 20 rainy days and 20% above average rainfall ... they must have got their sums wrong

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:34, closed)
is that why you bang on about your degrees and how much you apparently earn?

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:45, closed)
I suppose it might be if I'd mentioned either of those things more than twice in the decade or so I've been here.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:49, closed)
twice a day more like

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:51, closed)
the fact that you think about this several times a day despite me never mentioning it is somewhat revealing

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:52, closed)
dear god man, you bleat on about it nonstop, it's dreadfully noveau
Never really occurred to me that I should be either proud or ashamed of owning houses.

It's just a consequence of being born with a big brain and earning money. I might as well be proud of my inside leg measurement. You have a very peculiar set of ideas about what it's actually like to be financially successful.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:20, 1 Reply)

I know I'm bright.

I have a doctorate in something extremely complicated and I invent extremely clever things for large amounts of money for a living.

I don't want to sound mean or owt but I'm so far out of your intellectual league that we may as well be different species.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 16 Jul, 12:17, 2 Replies)

you can't possibly still be upset about the fact I can afford to spend money on frivolous things

it's been months, petal

why do you even care?

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Dr. Shambolic
, Wed 25 Jun, 17:52, 2 Replies)

Can I not be Switzerland?

I've got money and I'm quite tidy and racist.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:41, 1 Reply)

That's very considerate but I'm rolling in it and already have a house over there.

Not sure why you don't have the money if trite cartoon furry pictures are comparable to renaissance cherubs though. It's almost as if ... you know ... that's a fatuous comparison.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:36, I like this!, More)

I've accidentally managed to be successful and happy with a smashing family and a lot of money and a fun yet challenging career.


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Dr. Shambolic
, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:08, More)

I've got lots of money.

Send envy.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:48, I like this!, More)

I've never been described as anything less than "terribly handsome" in the real world.

I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:52, 1 Reply)

My scrubber credentials have slumped a little what with being educated and rich and sophisticated and ting.

I'd get my head kicked in for being an oo la la nancy boy.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:21, I like this!, More)

I like my job.

I do interesting stuff and they pay me lots of money and at least several of my colleagues aren't total prickends.

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Dr. Shambolic
, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:13, 2 Replies)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:54, closed)
Out of context, that shit is pretty funny.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:28, closed)
If I weren't me, I'd almost certainly want to be my friend on the basis of all that.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:35, closed)
Don't forget his charity work
or his good looks. Or him being over 6 foot.

All round top bloke really.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:52, closed)
I don't do any charity work.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:53, closed)
He cant measure his cock by anything tangible
Microns hardly count
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:03, closed)

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