Remember that bit when they told you that the risk of miscarriage is very high for the first ten weeks
and you shouldn't make too many plans or tell anybody outside your close family?

No. Clearly not.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:28, 3 replies)

I wondered who'd bring this up.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33, closed)

Why? It was obviously going to be me.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:36, closed)

You never fail to deliver, Doc.
Can I say "fall to deliver" in a pregnancy thread?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39, closed)

Arf!
On this messageboard? it would be rude not to! :)
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:48, closed)

^not upset

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:54, closed)

I thought a dark and puerile sense of humor was a requisite for membership.
or do they let any old riff-raff join these days?
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:56, closed)

You'll do well, here.
At least until you upset someone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:07, closed)

Nobody here actually knows me,
not told a soul otherwise.

I'm gonna find the next two weeks IRL a real struggle. :)

You guys don't mind me using you as a vent for my real life frustrations?
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, closed)

No probs.
You don't mind us mercilessly bullying you when your missus passes the source of this premature joy into a pub toilet and you sink into a hollow grief that nobody in the real world can properly sympathise with, right?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:03, closed)

oof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:10, closed)

Just like the first time this happened with me and your mother.
I remember it well...

Thankfully you survived.
No matter what anyone else says, I'm proud of you!
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:10, closed)

Thanks, uncle Roy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:28, closed)

15 all.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:35, closed)

Shambo has very strong arms
A legacy from when he dragged himself out of the abortion bucket
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:21, closed)

seriously, keep it to yourself for as long as possible
Miscarriages are incredibly common - they only seem rare because it's too upsetting to talk about them, and most people are smart enough to keep quiet until they're out of the danger zone (which self-perpetuates the perception that miscarriages are rare, but there you go).
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:51, closed)

Also
You are not going to be a "dad" you are going to be the bearer of some other blokes genetic material.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:57, closed)

On a slightly different note...
Frodo...
...is a ring barer.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:31, closed)