the time when out at a works do, and my boss came out with the line 'I punched a horse once'
I nearly died laughing. It still brings a smile to my face.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:42, 16 replies)

Again, I say:
Never mind that shit... here comes Mongo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDfnQD0ws
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:48, closed)

candygram for mongo!

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:22, closed)

The barman at my local came out with 'I pushed a spastic down a hole'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:48, closed)

I have a friend who, under the influence of lots of sake,
wrestled a deer to the ground in a Japanese safari park
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:02, closed)

your boss sounds like a right cunt for punching a horse

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:03, closed)

we made him tell the whole story
it paints him in a slightly better light. plus he was pissed
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:22, closed)

When he punched the horse or when he told the story?
Or both?
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:41, closed)

Did the horse slag off his mum

(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:47, closed)

No, the horse slagged off YOUR mum!

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 17:40, closed)

Was your boss confused after leaving the South and travelling North?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:27, closed)

FUCK GANDALF

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:23, closed)

Why the long face?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01, closed)

You have a whisky called Fred?

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:25, closed)

You gonna tell us
the story then? I'm well interested to see what inspired someone to punch a horse. Did he break his hand?
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:55, closed)

so
apparently he heard that horses like garlic, and there was a horse in a field near where he lived as a student. One night he's walking past the field with a post-pub take way slathered in garlic butter so, pissed, he gets a handful of it and sees if the horse'll eat it.
Horse proceeds to eat his whole hand, and with pissed panicked logic, he punches the horse in an attempt to retrieve his hand.

It was funnier when we were all pissed ourselves.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:19, closed)

So he assaulted a horse
because it violently attempted to steal his kebab?

Fair enough, I guess.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:06, closed)