A child did an unremarkable thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:58, 12 replies)

Fuck off to mumsnet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 19:58, closed)

I'm carefully cultivating mine to be as bland and unremarkable as possible.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:02, closed)

Good plan. You don't want the meat to overpower the sauce.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:28, closed)

Tightly-folded bud,
I have wished you something
None of the others would:
Not the usual stuff
About being beautiful
Or running off a spring
Of innocence and love --
They will all wish you that,
And should it prove possible,
Well, you're a lucky girl.

But if it shouldn't, then
May you be ordinary;
Have, like other women,
An average of talents:
Not ugly, not good-looking,
Nothing uncustomary
To pull you off your balance,
That, unworkable itself,
Stops all the rest from working.
In fact, may you be dull --
If that is what a skilled,
Vigilant, flexible,
Unemphasised, enthralled
Catching of happiness is called.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:07, closed)

I showed this to my kids.
They said you were all cunts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:19, closed)

you were your
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:09, closed)

cunts gay
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 8:39, closed)

Kids are cunts
and anyone who breeds is a cunt
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:46, closed)

You can't scissor yourself a baby.
You need a bloke too. Or at least a turkey baster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:19, closed)

is has
(McChinaman banned, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 22:45, closed)

have u no hart? evry childs is wun of godz litl miricles

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 23:31, closed)

Well, even if that is true...
..god is a cunt, and so by extension are all his little miracles.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:08, closed)