All these Kit-Kat stories reminded me of the time I persuaded a thick queer to
test the melting times of various chocolate bars when placed up his arse. The kit-Kat is by far the quickest to melt.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 20:49, 9 replies)

Were they timed separately or all together?
Only asking.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:21, closed)

LOL
Only joking.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 21:35, closed)

Did it affect the taste much?

( Muns, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:57, closed)

What are thick queers' arses supposed to taste like?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43, closed)

Semen and ketamine, I'd assume.

( Muns, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:23, closed)

HTH:
www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsex/post497151
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 11:46, closed)

That's still a fantastic tale.
And also proof that combining two good things will not necessarily make a better thing
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:29, closed)

Not
read that one. Ta.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:19, closed)

gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:17, closed)