This one's for Dozer.
The Volcano God was bemused. The mortal stood before him was clearly a man, yet expected him to believe it was female. And it wanted him to fuck it.
"Oh come ON sweetie" pouted Skagra "I'm ready for this, you CAN'T kill me, I'm immortal".
The Volcano God shrugged and started massaging his firey prick. His napalm filled balls roiled sluggishly.
"You do realise that human flesh simply can't take this temperature? That you'll be roasted from the inside out?" He questioned.
"Boring sweetie, I'm a Time Lord silly" Giggled Skagra as he presented his saggy hairy arse to the Volcano God.
"Hold on" The Volcano God said "Is, is that Vaseline you've used as a lube? Are you completely fucking insane? Not content with the fact that this WILL kill you, you've made what is about to happen worse by smearing yourself with petroleum?"
Skagra simpered "Just get on with it sweetie, I don't have all day you know. Well, actually, I do. What with being a Time Lord and all."
As the Volcano God's burning prick neared Skagra's hole his arse hairs crisped away to cinders. The Volcano God grabbed Skagra's haunches, instantly roasting his handprints into Skagra's flesh. Skagra was too shocked to even scream, and worse was to come.
The flaming head of the Volcano God's cock charred Skagra's sphincter as it entered, destroying it utterly in the process.
Skagra's rectum was flash-fried, the agony intense.
Skagra was already half dead as the Volcano God withdrew and thrust again. His flesh burned so badly that between his waist and his thighs what wasn't ashes was like overdone steak.
The Volcano God shuddered as he climaxed. His burning seed forcing it's way through Skagra's ruined colon into what was left of his intestines. The whole of Skagra's body was aflame now, his eyes boiled away in their sockets, his brain starting to crisp in his skull.
Skagra's mouth fell open to scream, but as it did his throat burned away as he finally died, and all that came out was a smoke ring.
The Volcano God looked down at the burnt corpse with little regret. He HAD warned Skagra what would happen, after all.
Here is some honey
THE END.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:35, 12 replies)

9/10 would wank again

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:39, closed)

best QFTW poster erotic fan fiction ever!

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:40, closed)

This is very nice and all,
but you've spent a non-zero length of time writing it, and thus thinking about Skagra, which I'm sure will massage his tumescent man-clit no end.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:18, closed)

Is this canon?
Yeah... this is canon.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:27, closed)

ta m8!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:42, closed)

8/10

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 13:53, closed)

At least he died doing what he loved

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 14:05, closed)

"Dr Skagra dies in a fire" would have sufficed.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 14:31, closed)

He has to die in a long, tedious and rather seedy fire,
to provide the audience with an appropriately satisfying sense of closure.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 15:00, closed)

Only because it's you Stuj xxxx
*click*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 16:17, closed)

stuj.....crikey

( vladimir, Mon 26 Jan 2015, 22:27, closed)

Bravo

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 9:49, closed)

Skagra is the new Rob Fa*******

(McChinaman banned, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 7:36, closed)