More Pet Stories
My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
( , Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets
( , Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
« Go Back
Oh man, I've just had the worst afternoon. We drove to a little village near Cheltenham to visit the harpist who's going to play at our wedding reception.
Unfortunately my BMW got completely stuck when I tried to turn around in the lane that leads to her house. I had to ask her husband for a spade and spent an hour digging my car out whilst my fiancee listened to her playing the harp. My car looks like something from the Battle of the Somme and I didn't get to hear any harp music!
Sorry it's not related to this weeks topic, I don't have any pets so I thought you'd like to hear about my day instead.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:40, 27 replies)
Unfortunately my BMW got completely stuck when I tried to turn around in the lane that leads to her house. I had to ask her husband for a spade and spent an hour digging my car out whilst my fiancee listened to her playing the harp. My car looks like something from the Battle of the Somme and I didn't get to hear any harp music!
Sorry it's not related to this weeks topic, I don't have any pets so I thought you'd like to hear about my day instead.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:40, 27 replies)
That sounds smashing.
I hope you managed to kill a couple of pet cats on your way home.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:42, closed)
I hope you managed to kill a couple of pet cats on your way home.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:42, closed)
I would never run over an innocent animal.
If something jumped into the way of my car I would totally slam the steering wheel hard to the right and flip the car onto two wheels before dropping back down and doing a wicked 360 so I could check it was alright.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:49, closed)
If something jumped into the way of my car I would totally slam the steering wheel hard to the right and flip the car onto two wheels before dropping back down and doing a wicked 360 so I could check it was alright.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:49, closed)
Sorry, I don't accept criticism from plebs who can't even afford an icon
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:59, closed)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:59, closed)
I may be a pleb, but I have a car that doesn't get stuck and I can afford to fill it with smelly diesel.
( , Mon 4 Feb 2013, 22:27, closed)
It's probably like my BMW
11 years old, varicose vein blue and worth about as much as a bicycle.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:50, closed)
11 years old, varicose vein blue and worth about as much as a bicycle.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:50, closed)
It's 6 years old, green and worth considerably less than it was this morning.
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:13, closed)
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:13, closed)
I only skimmed over this I'm afraid.
However, I would advise against marrying this harpy you mention.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:09, closed)
However, I would advise against marrying this harpy you mention.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:09, closed)
If you can't be bothered to read the whole thing I don't really see why I should bother to reply to you. Sorry.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:10, closed)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:10, closed)
Well , if you're not going to reply
then it's hardly worth bothering to tell you I didn't read your original post now is it?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:15, closed)
then it's hardly worth bothering to tell you I didn't read your original post now is it?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:15, closed)
I am so overwhelmed with indifference I can't even be bothered to finish the
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:20, closed)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:20, closed)
I hope you know that cat's guts are made out of harp strings
You cruel bastard.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:26, closed)
You cruel bastard.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:26, closed)
Probably that sort of quality from BMW is fuelling Land Rover's success (and if you had been driving a Land Rover you wouldn't have got stuck in the first place!)
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:26, closed)
If I'd been driving a landrover I don't think I could have afforded the petrol to get there in the first place.
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:32, closed)
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:32, closed)
You had to ask for a spade? Why couldn't you ask for a white person to dig out your car? You terrible racist.
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:30, closed)
« Go Back