Man posts story
Internet spastics go spastic
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:09, 5 replies)

Hello Rofy's other, other account.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:12, closed)

You really do seem to witter on about other people having other accounts a lot.
Methinks you doth protest too much Rory
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:21, closed)

"a puppet for 16 days"

(alright alright, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 23:07, closed)

And we've all been raped

(McChinaman banned, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:13, closed)

I only get finger raped
round here when i wear my dog costume.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:31, closed)

I'm not a big name around here, not like you.
But the rumour goes that you take photos of fat birds with Toby jugs wedged up their growlers and favour wearing inflatable penis hats.

I'm not one to judge, I'm a liberal sort of a chap, but I wouldn't go around drawing attention to myself by calling people spastics. Especially in a thread where the OP is big and tough and liable to beat everybody up using his advanced Aikido or whatever at any moment.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:17, closed)

I'm not a big name around here, not like you.
But the rumour goes that you take photos of fat birds with Toby jugs wedged up their growlers and favour wearing inflatable penis hats.

I'm not one to judge, I'm a liberal sort of a chap, but I wouldn't go around drawing attention to myself by calling people spastics. Especially in a thread where the OP The Milkybar Kid
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:28, closed)

+I'm

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:21, closed)

what

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:20, closed)

To quote Dr. Dre
It's not that I'm too big to listen to the rumours, it's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to them.

And that's the difference between me and you - you talk a good one but y'all don't do what you're supposed to do. I act on what I feel and never deal with emotions, I'm used to living big dog style and straight coasting.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:14, closed)

It's a bit scary really.
I'm just standing back and waiting for it to subside. A bit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:33, closed)

Can you not answer my question below please?
There appear to be some fairly major problems with the story as you've told it which would make your police force seem less competent that the ones in Hollyoaks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:41, closed)

Yes she was taken to hospital.
The whole fucken block heard her screaming (yet failed to come to her aid let alone call the cops) and she knew the attacker and was readily able to identify him by name, location and sight.
EDIT I think I may have mentioned in the post that she was a person with an intellectual disability.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:45, closed)

You did mention this, but that doesn't explain why the suspect would be left hanging around in the house
and not just bundled off to the police station to await questioning as soon as the police turned up. And why were you waiting for "forensics" to arrive, as I asked, if she was in fact taken off to hosiptal.

It's this kind of massive inconsistency that leads everyone to think you're a huge liar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:50, closed)

Do you think it's possible that they might want to examine the scene of the crime, Colonbo?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:52, closed)

Do you not want to answer why the suspect wasn't taken into custody for questioning rather than being held on the balcony?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:55, closed)

I don't know, maybe their teleportation device was fucked and they had to wait for a van, or something.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:58, closed)

Not being one of the police officers at the scene, I can honestly tell you
I have absolutely no fucking idea. Maybe the view into Kings Park was just too good to not stop and have a gander at.

It's all in the minutiae I reckon.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:01, closed)

He doesn't stipulate exactly how long he was waiting on the balcony with the copper does he?
Only that it was long enough for him to say what he said. It could've been seconds. Perhaps the copper had called for assistance, perhaps there was a delay in the perpetrator being identified?

Oh I don't know. It is funny the lengths people are going to discredit the op though
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:03, closed)

Fucking hell Rofy, just how many accounts do you have these days?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:21, closed)

You tell me Rory
Or worse yet, you're just another witless pleb who slaps his fins together whilst joining in with the dull, humourless, inane drivel of the rest of these wastes of DNA.

Either way, I hope you're happy IRL.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:06, closed)

Hahaha, yeah great.
Chin up Rofy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:09, closed)

Alright Monty

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:12, closed)

some people do love to froth themselves online

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:23, closed)

by froth
do you mean wank?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, closed)

You're like Rebus.
In that you appear drunk and angry.

You should maybe model yourself on Shiv. She's the one with the brains. And she's better looking than Ken Stott.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:56, closed)

I liked the bit where they kept parroting the same line over and over, in the hope that someone might mistake repetition for wit.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:50, closed)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:09, closed)

I know, it made me laugh every single time.
laugh bored shitless
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:10, closed)